Curse of the Nuzlocke - A Moemon Nuzlocke Run

[Tsuchi]

Welcome to my Moemon Nuzlock Run. For this nuzlocke run I will be going off of the following rules:

1. I am only allowed to catch the first Moemon I see on any given route.
1a. Towns/Cities that have tall grass and/or gift Pokemon count.
1b. Different floors of dungeons count as different areas.
1c. Shiny Clause. A Shiny Moemon may be caught no matter the situation and used.
1d. This rule begins AFTER I receive Pokeballs.
1e. No Legendary Pokemon may be used.

2. If one or more of my Pokemon faint in battle, they are treated as DEAD and must be boxed permanently.

3. Dupes clause. If the first Moemon on a new route is the same/from the same evolution line as one that I have already caught, I may look for another until I find one that I haven't caught.

4. All Moemon must be nicknamed. For this run I will be used the Random Word Generator Plus set to Noun and Obscure.

May Arceus help me. For I have never completed a Nuzlocke run of anything.

PART 1: PILOT!

SPOILER: Click to show

Opening! We're doing this man. WE'RE MAKING THIS HAPEN.



Who are you and what are you doing in my shower?!



I wanna be named after a tree! D:<



"Affectionately"? Dude. Dat's nasty.



Why do you have a small child dressed up like a Pokemon?



Ok. This is getting really creepy..



You...can't tell by just looking at me? I mean; It is my shower, and I'm kind of just in a towel here...



So, I've lived here for 10 years now, you seem to be so comfortable to be able to willing go into my shower whenever you want, and you don't know my name?



A WILD-CHARACTER-NAMING-SCREEN APPEARS!!!



That's what I just said!



I know him! He stole my limited edition bottle cap and gave it so some stranger with blue hair! D:<



Ok. So maybe this guy is just really f***in' old and can't remember jackshit. He's probably convinced this is his shower and I'm, like, his deceased wife or something.



Moving on. Now that I'm clothed and de-Oaked.



First things first.



Bingo.



Are you watching Stand By Me again, Mom? WAIT!



I'm answering my own question.



Are these two people, like, tourists or something? I mean; there are only three buildings and they are all occupied.



A little tall grass never hurt no one...



Or not.



What are they gonna do? Nip at my shins?



No thanks. I-I'm good. D:



OH Arceus HE'S GUNNA RAPE ME!!! SOMEONE HELP! I NEED AN ADULT!!!
I am an adult! :V
NOT YOU IDIOT.



Who's this douchebag?



Oak tells all da bitches when to come.



Hurp.



Was that your pimp name?



I was probably gonna take one anyway.



Whiny little bitch is gonna cry my ears off.



That was also sexual.



That looks nothing like a Magby.



I have a feeling like this one will do nothing but hump my leg.



Convenient portable generator?



I'm going with this one, just because everyone is convinced that it is a Magby for some reason.



This is apparently the word used to distinguish a hagfish from a lamprey. I'm just gonna call her Myx.



The nature productive and counter productive. Increase to Special Defense and Lower Special Attack :V



You know that one person everyone had in their life? No, not their special someone; that person who you want to punch in the face no matter what he does.



I'd rather go check out the ladies. Chicks love cute Pokemon.



Oh. That's what you meant.



Well, good luck Myx!
T-thank you, Master.
You can talk?!
Y-yes Master. I'm sorry I didn't mean to talk without your permission.
No no. It's alright. You can talk whenever you want to.
O-okay.



(Three confusions later)

Good job Myx!
T-thank you.



Looks like he...
*Puts on sunglasses*
picked the wrong Pokemon.



Pokemon Slavery at it's finest.



I don't think you want to smell him. He did a horrible job washing in the shower.



Now we can start the adventure! What do you think Myx?
Whatever you want to do Master. I'll follow you where ever.



This is how they get you. They give you a free sample, you try it and it makes you want more.



Yay?



We need to get Pokeballs ASAP so that I can start catching Pokemon, and we can get some new friends.
Hehe~



I swear, it wasn't me. She was dead when I found he- why are you looking at me like that? Never mind.



Unfortunately.



His viagra?



(Running back to Pallet, because that guy wouldn't let me buy anything)



It think forgetfulness runs in the family.



Does it have wifi? If I miss my shows I get awfully cranky.



Is it dangerous to go alone? Oh wait, that's what Myx is for.



Booyah!
More friends, right Master?
Yes!



Cleveland: "Dat's naaaasty."



Hmm...



That was good~ So do you wanna go see a movie or something?

TO BE CONTINUED.

[Tsuchi]

PART 2: CATCH ALL THE THINGS!

BACK TO ADVENTURE!

SPOILER: Click to show

A new friend, Master?
Yes. Just make sure you don't do too much damage to her. So we can catch her.
Okies. I'll try to be careful.



D:
Oh shit!



I'm so s-sorry, Master..
It's ok, we have plenty of other routes to catch friends on!
O-okay..*sniffle*



This conveniently placed patch of tall grass shall yield our first new friend!



She's so adorable looking owo



That was way too close for comfort..
I'm s-sorry..



Yosh!
Yay~



In ancient Rome, an Opaion is an opening in a roof that lets out smoke.



Hello and welcome to the team Opa!
H-hi new friend.
Thank you for catching me, may the wind blow beneath out wings and send us soaring.



(First find on Route 22)

Let's do this Myx.
Yes, Master.



Woot!
Yay~
Good job.



Parsiism is the faith of a Zoroastrian section in India.



Hello there new friend!
Hi!
Greetings.
h-hi..

(A GRATUITOUS AMOUNT OF GRINDING LATER)
(But in the middle of that)



Oh shit oh shit oh shit
Rickae..I don't feel very well..
Opa? A-are you alright?
It's alright, she'll be fine, we just need to rush to the Pokemon Center. Right. Now.



Oh good, we made it..



(Sometime while grinding.)



(Post grind levels)



Oh boy, look who it is.
Who is this person, Rickae?
The bane of my existence.
W-we'll explain later, Opa.



You ready, Parsii?
as i'll ever be..



It's always the quiet ones.



Take 'er down, Myx.
Yes, Master!



Good job, Myx!
Well done indeed.
nice one..
Hehe~ *blush*



umad?



Oh Arceus. Old man here, and he looks disgruntled!



Was disgruntled.



Uh, excuse me? Do you not see my three Pokemon here?
Don't be so mean, Rickae. He is only trying to help.



*Grumblegrumble*



Don't have a heart attack grandpa.



Hope that arthritis doesn't kick in at the last second.



It was not.



So I get a lump of junk. Fun. How the hell do I carry this? Can't I just, like, reach out and throw it in the garbage can?



More harassment from the locals..



Get bent ya freaky fish guy.
I am not a freaky fish guy!



Is this that old man's? Eww.



New route! New friend!



All of my Yes.



;D



Aeolia is an ancient coastal region of northwestern Asia Minor where the Aeolians founded several cities around 1100 BC.



Hello!
Hi!
Greetings.
hi..
whoa man...great to be making your acquaintance, man.



Here is the first gift Pokemon you can get, but I will not be obtaining it since I got it in my practice run, and I have lready caught a Pokemon on this route.



Better stock up on Antidotes...



First find, sweet.



Whoo!



Kolam is a form of painting that is drawn using rice powder.



Welcome to the team!
So many friends, Master!
We seem to be making great progress.
hehe..
hey man, like, welcome to the team, and stuff.
This is no time for talking! We must venture forth!

TO BE CONTINUED.

[Tsuchi]

DUE TO TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES, I LOST MY SAVE STATE OF THE CURRENT RUN

I started over, caught all the Pokemon again, but they have different natures. Their personalities will still be the same, but stats will be different.

PART 3: YA DUN GOOFED.

BACK TO ADVENTURE!

But before we go...

SPOILER: Click to show

GRINDING TIME!!!



duuuuude, thats some wicked stuff right there man...



Well, this is quite...Astonishing!
*Slow clap*
Everyone's a critic.
man, i thought that was pretty good...



Well that didn't take long.
Well, I was a few levels over my evolution when you caught me.



How you feeling, Kolam?
Mmmrph mm?
What?
Mmmph. MMMPH!



Team after grinding. Just to get the up to par with the Viridian Forest.



I also took the liberty to buy more potions, balls, and some antidotes.



Alrighty then. :V



Not including the first two fights against Gary; This is the first trainer battle!



You can't have that name! It's my name! But mine is still better!



Birch please. I jam when I want to.



It's like he's trying to speak to me, I know it!



Alright, this kid looks like trouble. Some kind of emo or something. Gotta take this nice and easy or else he might pull a knife on me.



NO! Really?!



Mmph...
I know, about time.



Mmph!



MMPHMM!
FINALLY!



Mmphr mm mmph...
If you want, I could switch in and make short work of-
Mmph!
Alright. Alright. Carry on.



First antidote. That took longer than expected. :V



Last Bug Trainer of the forest.




Yay!
Congratulations.
dude, lookit the pretty lights, man...
Mmph!



Fuck yeaaaaaaah!
pretty..



Rock/ground type beware; shit just got real.



Finally out of the bug invested place. Going to have to do some grinding before the gym here.

TO BE CONTINUED.

[Tsuchi]

I'm going to try to get in at least 40 screenshots per part from now on. The last one only had about 23. :V

PART 4: ROCK HARD......POKEMON!

BACK TO ADVENTURE!

SPOILER: Click to show

I claim this Pokemon in the name of the Union for Liberating Enslaved Pokemon!



I'm counting this for out Pewter catch. I didn't actually use this one during my failed practice run.



Lisu are a Tibeto-Burman ethnic group who inhabit the mountainous regions of Burma (Myanmar), Southwest China, Thailand, and the Indian state of Arunachal Pradesh.



I bet she is. >w<



Welcome to the team!
Thanks buddy, good to be away from that broad. Now I can relax.



There are also Sunkern here too. :V Coincidence? I think not.

And now; because this is one of the FUNDAMENTAL things to do:

GRINDING TIME~~~



wicked, man...



(While grinding in Viridian Forest)
I never understood this; Pidgey evolves at level 18, yet you can find level 9 Pidgeotto? Nintendo Logic?



Not that big of a deal.



;D
La la la~



Now I can make copies of myself to help assist Master better!
*Sweat drop*
Hehe~



this is good..



I feel funny..




Wow!
Something is different..
You're not as quiet now!



Post-grind team.



First gym. One gym trainer. Alright then.



NEEEEEEEEEEERD!!!



Too easy :V



NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERD!!!



I gathered from the sign out front.



Do I even need to say it at this point?



Dude. We get it. You have a stiffy for rock types.



Would never have guessed.



You're going to let me challenge you knowing I just wiped the floor with your small-boy-side-kick over there?



How can he even see?



(Jumped the gun on this screenshot. I'm going to try to take the shots before the Pokemon fall out of sight, so that people can see what they look like.)



Two rock tombs don't hurt that much, but the speed lower is crippling.



This will makes things a looooot easier.
you know it, man...



fff-



FFF-







Switch out for someone that isn't asleep AND confused..



Jumped the gun again, it confused me. I broke out after one turn.



HAHA.



Priority. For the win.
Hehe...



That didn't exactly work as planned...
I didn't think it would survive an Absorb, being x4 effective. With the slow down I am not going to risk it going first. Switch out time.
i'll handle this, man...



don't mess with my friends, man...



I was a little late on this one :V



Done like dinner.
dude, i'm like, hungry now, man...



One down. Seven more to go.



[Insert Zelda Item Get music here]



It's not that dangerou-



Oh.

TO BE CONTINUED.

[Tsuchi]

PART 5: GOODBYES, DRUGS, AND GREED!

BACK TO ADVENTURE!

SPOILER: Click to show

Rickae. There is a matter of utmost importance that I need to talk to you about.
Sure. What is it?
I think it is my time.
What?!
I need you to box me.
But, why?!
Think about it. There have been many close calls where I almost didn't come back from, and I haven't been doing much to aid you in your adventure.
But, I don't understand! Close calls? Fainting isn't that bad is it?
Rickae.
...
You will soon find out something about yourself. I don't want to be the one to show you.
But I don't want to leave you alone in there forever!
You won't! There will be plenty of more friends for you to catch, and not all of them will be in your party. I will have plenty of company.
...
If they have doubts, I can tell them about you. How amazing you are and how you fight with all your heart!
But...
When the time comes, my services can be called upon again in the future.
Alright. Good bye my friend.
Good bye. Rickae.

I'm sorry, Master.
she had the voice of an angel, man...
She will be missed..
We must go on without her. If it is her wish.
I may have only known her for a short time, but she always made sure everyone's spirits were up.



Good bye for now, Opaion.



(Back at the entrance to route 3)

Oh shit! It's the fez!



See, he's puling the whole Good-Assistant Bad-Assistant thing.



Oh...Disregard anything I said earlier.



Because without shoes like these, I didn't have the ability to move my legs faster than a slow waltz!



And now comes the seemingly endless number of trainers before an important dungeon!



I totally won that duel.



Oh shit! It's the emo kid! He's come to knife me!



Poison an issue? Not anymore! Doesn't work in caves? FFFFF-




Master! It's happening!



How do I look, Master?
School uniform - Approved!



Dude, it's like 45 degrees outside. What's wrong with you!



Now you can really establish a pecking order.
You must really miss Opa if you're making puns like that.
I do. D:
I'm alright with this.



This is strange, but it's cool.



Did I get taller?
i'll never, like, get use to that, man...



Does this mean I can literally kick ass?



First find on Route 3. Very adorable.



Kiswah is the cloth that covers the Kaaba in Mecca, Saudi Arabia. It is draped annually on the 9th day of the month of Dhu al-Hijjah, the day pilgrims leave for the plains of Mount Arafat during the Hajj.



Hi guys~ Are we gonna go do stuffz? :3
Actually...I have someone for you to meet.



Sorry, Kiswah. I don't have room for another fire type on my team, and I promised Opa she'd get company.
It's alright :3 I'm sure we will have lots of fun together~



Oh geez, this is the third time someone has offered me drugs since I entered this Pokemon Center.



Secret? Have you never gone into any body of water before?



You know what. A normal person would say no. But I say yes!



Arcella is a genus of testate amoebae or Arcellinida, usually found in freshwaters and mosses, and rarely in soils. A key characteristic of Arcella is the circular test with a hole on its center from where finger-like pseudopods emerge. It is one of the largest testacean genera.



(Is is ironic that while making this part of the post; The Proclaimers song I'm Gonna Be was playing? And that it had just got to the "When I'm lonely" part?)

Hi there, little one!
You-you're the first person that actually took the crazy man's deal! I thought I was going to be there...forever...
Well, I've got some new friends for you to meet!



H-hi there!
Hi! :3
Greetings, and welcome!



"Only three things are infinite. The Universe, Human Stupidity, and the number of Zubats in caves."



This is gonna get sold :V



First find. :/ I already have a kickass Normal type. I'll box her.



Parsii doesn't seem to want to competition
I'm sorry, I didn't mean to..



Because a bat infested cave is the best hiding place for hide-and-go-seek!



First find on the floor between the two main floors. I used all 5 of my Pokeballs and failed. ;~;



First find on the last floor. I'm 0k with this.



Rillettes is a preparation of meat similar to pâté.



Hi there.
Vell hello zere.
Yo girl. Welcome to the team.
Hehe..
Welcome!
Vell, aren't you all nice!



First random Rocket Grunt of the run! :V



Get out nerd. Let the real men through.



Oh! Piece of candy!



This will make future battles easier.



Doing what? Collecting rocks?



Ironic! :V



Losing is the new winning!



SPAAAAAAAAAAACE!



(Most useless item in a nuzlocke run!)



umad?



The nerd patrol is here!



Someone's asking for an Atomic Wedgie!



Oh sure, now that I beat you suddenly being greedy is a bad thing?



The spiral pattern makes me dizzy.



I'll take this one, I should take the other one just because you're a douche.



Finally we're out! I can take a breath of fresh air without gagging on the smell of blood!

TO BE CONTINUED.

[Tsuchi]

PART 6: F***ING BRIDGES.

BACK TO ADVENTURE!

SPOILER: Click to show

TEAM DEATHMATCH! D:<



It's an alright move. Let's see who can learn it.



Really? Lisu is the only one? I guess I'll leave it there in-case I get someone else that can utilize it better.



Let's see if anyone can use thi-



wut ._.



Moving on to the next city.



They have tall grass here?! Sweet!



Missed the catch picture, but I caught it.



Apeiron is a Greek word meaning unlimited, infinite or indefinite.



Who's this douchebag?



ohArceuswhy



That was easy.
Hehe..



Hello old friend, our paths cross again!



Oh...That hurts...
Time to switch out Myx!



i'll, like, take care of this, man...



that's not cool, man...
This isn't good, need another switch out.
What's the matter? Elekid too much for you?



I'll try my best..
(Had to switch her out too, my Pokemon are under-leveled)
HA! Another switch out?
Shut up Gary!



Take that, sucka!
What now Gary?
Grrr...



Come back when you're more of a challenge.



Done like dinner!



Confusing your target is ze best vay to ensure zat zay don't get avay!



That's not what your mom said last night! >w>



Sounds like something a pedophile would do in a Pokemon game.
"Come inside unsuspecting young trainer! I'll show you some rare Pokemon!



Still makes him sound like a pedo.



Gary and his fetish for smelling things.



Yeah yeah, beat you all, get shiny pile of crap that people seem to confuse with gold yada yada yada. Fight me! D:<



He sounds like he is lying on the ground in the middle of a war zone, bleeding to death from a bullet wound.



"Watch out guys! We got a badass over here!"



OHArceusWHY



Here, let me sit you down and tell you in very great detail why you lost.



EYE C WUT U DEED THAR



The puns just keep rolling in.



*Huff* *huff* Yeah...Running back and forth after *huff* every battle to the Pokemon *huff* Center takes it's toll!



Another one bites the dust.



Number three already made that joke!



I know, Parsii is pretty sexeh!
*Blush*



They weren't that difficult really.



BISH I YAM FABURUSH!



Free 5k, right there!



Catchy name, seems organized if they have stuff like the Nugget bridge set up. Though it seems to like structure. This sort of thing could be way more challenging under my supervision! Sure, let's join!



Yes I am sure I would like to join.



That's...what I just said.



I'M TELLING YOU I WILL!



YOU NEED A HEARING AID!!!



Now he thinks he's the Arceusfather.



That was easy. :I

TO BE CONTINUED.

[Tsuchi]

PART 7: STORY TIME!

BACK TO ADVENTURE!

SPOILER: Click to show

This dumbass just cost me my ticket to ruling the world!



Route 22 first find. Boxed.



Quira is a type of hard and heavy red wood of the quira tree.



Most useless TM in this game :V ALL THE POKEMON ARE FEMALE!!!



Route 23 first find. Boxed also.



Sarawak is one of two Malaysian states on the island of Borneo.



He must have stopped at a taco stand before the hike.



Oh, he mad.



I would care about your use of hair products because...?



Bill Nye the Science Guy?!?!?!



I see science, but I see no science guy...



"PSYCHE!"
*Facepalm*
(NPC text shall be bold-ed and gray from now on)



Oh...It's the PokeFreak who likes to show kids his dic- I mean rare Pokemon.



I thought you were someone awesome, not a pedophile.



I understand that you are a pedophile :V



Is that what the kids are calling it these days?



My heart, head, and gut says f*** no. But my Plot Sensor says yes. So sure, why the hell not?



And there we go.
(Suddenly blue-screen-of-death)
Oh shit!



Good news is, he's back to normal. Bad news is...He's back to normal :V



Hand over anything on you worth of value.



I guess this will do. I'll be back though so you better be ready to pony up.



Took out the gym trainers in the gym real quick.

And now, for the part you all love and I LOATHE.

GRINDING TIME~~~



whoa man, something is like, happening to me, or something, man...



duuuuuuuuude...



so i can like, punch stuff really fast now, man...?



The sun feels good on my wings.

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(During training we ran into a wild Pineco)

Think you're up for this? I heard these things have a nasty bite. Somehow without teeth...
This is nothing serious. I can handle this little bug.
...Wait, what is it doing?
It appears to be glowing.
This doesn't look good.
Rickae...I need to tell you something.
What is it? It's about to-



I was wrong.

Master, we need to get her to the Center!
I know, I'm working on it!



She'll be okay, right? She just fainted...
I'm sorry, this is much more serious than that.
What do you mean?
I think you should come into the backroom with me. We need someplace more private to talk about this.

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Tell me, Rickae, do you believe in curses?
Curses? That's just superstitious nonsense.
Well, some are more real than people would like to believe.
What do curses have to do with what happened to Kolam?
I'm sorry to have to tell you this but...She's dead.
What?! You-you're kidding right?!
There is a curse that exists in a select few trainers, so few that people believe it didn't exist at all. It is called the curse of the Nuzlocke.
Nuzwhat?
Nuzlocke. Trainers affected with this curse have it their entire lives. It is said that those that can become great Pokemon trainers with this curse can form a bond with their Pokemon like none other. But with something that great comes with side effects.
Side effects?
This curse causes your Pokemon's life force to drain when they faint. Which is why they die.
I always had this feeling that if one of them was about to faint, I needed to switch them out, but nothing like this...
A tower was erected in Lavender town for those who were unlucky enough to lose a friend like that. The curse was a lot more common back in old time than it is now.
I'll go there, for Kolam.
I'm glad I could be of help.

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Good bye, my friend. Everyone if you could please say your regards for her...
She was very serious most of them time, but she never felt down or gave up.
she was awfully pretty, man...the way her wings flapped and the dust the fell was just the greatest thing i ever saw...
She showed us that we will all become strong one day..
Her seriousness didn't stop her from helping us work as a team.
I have only been here for short time, but it is hard to have to say goodbye to a friend already.



Kolam, The Beautifly Lv 7-23

[Tsuchi]

PART 8: OVER-LEVELING MAKES A DIFFERENCE!

BACK TO ADVENTURE!

SPOILER: Click to show

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Yo, Rickae, I need to talk with you for a sec.
Alright, what's up Lisu?
Dude, I don't think I can do this anymore.
You want to be boxed to?
Yeah, I just want to lay back and relax for a while, ya know?
I see, well if that's what you wish.
Thanks, bro.



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Back to grinding.



Vhoa, somezing is happening to me!



I...I can actually see now!



Much more effective than supersonic. :V
I agree.



I felt like this would come in handy sometime later, so I bought it. :V



All dem moves!



Smashing, if I do say. *monocle* :V



The team, post-grinding. Now it's time for the gym leader!



Hello breasts- I mean gym leader.



Sounds like the opening statement to a submission form for Pokemon MLG.



Only the first Pokemon on any given route/town, and don't let them faint. At. All.



That's a great policy! If you don't mind all the outstanding flaws and weaknesses. :V



Women. Am I right boys?
*All my pokemon proceed to glare at me*
Whoops...



Easy.



I did not think it would survive.



Wash-rinse-repeat.



Ok, now this thing is actually going to be a challen-



-Or not.



dude, that was, like, really easy, man...



He's my number, call me the next time you need a good shag.



Now if only I had someone that could learn this. :V

With that badge obtained, we continue our adventure!



Strike a pose, because shit just got real. :V



You mean the same organization that gives out free nuggets for defeating five push-overs?



Not me. I should join the police force, that way some shit might actually get done.



Those bastards! They covered the whole area in foot prints! How will we ever track the robbers whereabouts?!?! :V



Dark clothing, distinct red "R" insignia, must be some bystander :V



Bitch, it ain't yo yard either!



Called it.



Long story short, kicked his ass, took back the stolen TM. Am I going to return it to it's owner?



I think not. >w>



I derped and didn't realize this person here gives you a free Totodile. I took the deal and am counting it for the catch on the route behind that tree over there.

Niihau is the seventh largest of the inhabited Hawaiian Islands in the U.S. state of Hawaii, having an area of 69.5 square miles (180 km2).

(I shit the bed and didn't take a screenshot of her nature, which is Brave by the way, here is a little dialogue)

Hello, welcome to the team!
Aye laddie, tis great ta finally be away from that daft broad!



Getting that Mystic Water from the mart really paid off.

(A few minutes worth of training later, to get her up to par with what we will be facing)



Oi, I feel funneh! Must have been that haggis I had comin' back to me!



Well! Aren't I a sight for sore eyes!



And with that, we continue onward!



New route means a new catc-



-or not.
What? Ya wanted ta catch that?



(One underground path later, new route! New catch!)

Ok, this time, try not to make it faint.
I'll try me best!



There we go!



Shamshir is a type of Persian sabre with a curve that is considered radical for a sword: 5 to 15 degrees from tip to tip.



Oh, you're not counting yourself?
Oi, laddie, that was a tad low.



KILLIT.
What?
KILLITWITHFIRE.
I don't know any fire moves!
DOWHATEVERJUSTKILLITFAST.

(And then it died)



No no, go on. Pretend like I am not here.



And we make it to Vermilion. 'Bout time.

TO BE CONTINUED.

[Tsuchi]

PART 9: BOATS > BRIDGES

BACK TO ADVENTURE!

SPOILER: Click to show

Tall grass in town? Sweet!



It's alright, I guess.



Platonism is the philosophy of Plato or the name of other philosophical systems considered closely derived from it. In a narrower sense the term might indicate the doctrine of Platonic realism.



You hit people in the Pokemon Fan Club with chairs?!?!



No, shut up and give me free stuff! :T



Sweetness.



First find in Diglett Cave. I found a diglett. You can not begin to comprehend the amount of shock I felt when I found it. :V



Amerigo Vespucci was an Italian explorer, financier, navigator and cartographer.


(If a Pokemon has the same nature as on that I have already caught, then I'll give them a personality that I think of on the spot because I am lazy :B)

Hello there.
ZzZzZzZ
Uh...Hello?
OI! Wake up, lassie!
Huh? What?
Welcome to the tea-
ZzZzZ
...Alright then.



New route. New catch.



In Norse mythology, Heimdallr is aArceus who possesses the resounding horn Gjallarhorn, owns the golden-maned horse Gulltoppr, has gold teeth, and is the son of Nine Mothers.



This will make grinding much easier once we get to it.



This might be useful in the future. :V



That was fast.
ZzZz



Yay! Maybe she'll be asleep a lot less now tha-
ZzZzZzZzZz
Nevermind.



Took care of all the trainers on this route. Time to put the ticket to good use!



Yes, it's right here. *Ziiiiip*
Oh my lord, put that awa-"



"Oh...Just get on the damn boat already."
Woot.



Sonofa- This thing is tiny! Why would anyone want to go on this kind of-



ohmyArceusit'sbiggeronthisinsidethismustbelongtothedoctor



HEY EVERYONE! THIS ROOM HAS A GLOBAL AGENT IN IT! IF ANYONE FROM AN EVIL ORGANIZATION, SAY ONE THAT RHYMES WITH TEAM SOCKET, ARE PLANNING ANYTHING, BE WARY OF THIS GUY!



You went around the world and all you got was a Clefairy?



Brick walls beware.

(Screenshot missing, taught it to Niihau)



Did that bitch just hiss at me!



You'd think causing an earthquake on an cruise liner would be a bad thing. Don't rock the boat!



You're going to have to MAKE me leave! D:<



Aww yeah. Room service.



I wonder why!



I'll just be taking this.



So, it turns out that when it comes to what people say about sailors and battling, they are saying they suck. :T



I don't understand why Bill wouldn't like it here! Full of people just like him.



They put it right next to the bed. Derp. :V



Oh...Oh Arceus. Uh. I'll just, leave you to alone. Carry on!



I do believe I beat all the trainers now! I wonder if the captain really is The Doctor.



Oh Arceus he thinks he's French.



Someone owed me a favor. And this is all I got.



Like no one saw that coming.



Maybe ya should 'ave sent out something more challenging!
I made short work of her..
dude, at first i was like, whoa man...intimidating...then i was like, this is too easy man...



Sorry Myx. After last time, I don't want to risk it.
It's alright. I understand, Master.



We are on the top floor! How is this possible?!



Looks like she...

dug her own grave!
ZzZzZz
Okay, I can't excuse myself for that one.



Gary states the obvious!



And then raegquits.

TO BE CONTINUED.

[Tsuchi]

PART 10: ELECTRIC PUNS.

BACK TO ADVENTURE!

SPOILER: Click to show

OhArceusthiswasaterribletimetowalkin



Because back rubs are so powerful they could cure cancer!



No prob. Now fork over something.



Bitchin!



Now I can properly mug people!



Shit, ran out of sun tan lotion. Need to go buy some before this ship sets sail.



NO WAIT! STOP! FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU-



Well this sucks. I guess i'll go do some training...



Well, this was surely a shocking development!

From this point on I did loads of grinding. But I lost the screen shots for it all. So here is just a status update of all my Pokemon before we go to the gym.


She will be used the most here.
ZzZzZzZz


Gave her Cut because she can use it the best, and Dig for those pesky Rock/steel types.
Thank you..


Rillette evolved a lot sooner than I had thought she was going to. I was convinced I was going to need to get the Soothe Bell before she would.
Zat makes two of us!


Aeolia learned possibly her best fighting type move for a single player playthrough.
dude, you know it, man...


Niihau evolved, though will still have a difficult time in this game, because of water type moves being Special in this game, and her having better Attack.
Don't worry ya wee little head aboot it, laddie! I'll be trying mah very best!


Myx evolved at last, greatly increasing her Sp Attack and Sp Defense. Now she do massive damage to-
Here is your tea, Master~
But, I didn't ask for any-
*Sad face*
Uh...I mean, thanks. *Sips tea* Where was I...

Oh, that's all.



Gym time!



Trainers dealt with, now why is there a wall made of lazers here?
"Yer gonna need ta find the switched in the cans to get past."



It begins...



That was fast-



._.



FINALLY.



Solving your idiotic puzzles! WHAT DO YOU THINK?!



Bitch. I'll scratch your eyes out.



What war? Oh right. He is convinced he is American.



So you put hundreds of people in the hospital...



...and now you are attacking a small child. The f***.



All those guns jumped :V I was trying to get it before it said super effective.



OK, this might be a little problematic.



Distract it for a second, Myx. Need to use a Paralysis heal on Ves.
Anything for you, Master~
Uh.....huh.



OH SH- Turned out it didn't do all that much damage. Thanks to dark being Special in this game :V



Aww yeah!



And that'll finish it up!



BITCH STOLE MY PUN!



I am absolutely electrified to teach this to someone!
Zat vas pretty bad...

TO BE CONTINUED.

[Tsuchi]

PART 11: ROCKS FALL - EVERYONE DIES!

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No hablo ingles.



Woot, progress ahoy!



'Bout time! :V



This'll be helpful.



That was a terrible pick-up line, kid.



Is this a new fad, or something?



People leave such good sh*t just lying around.



Finally reached that damned grass patch.



Granadillo (Another name for Brya ebenus) is a species of flowering tree native to Cuba and Jamaica.



Women, am I right b-
*Group glare*
Right, learned my lesson last time.



Oops..



Well, this doesn't look so hard!



Vidual's definition is weird, "Of or pertaining to the state of a widow."



That's very interesting you're very interesting.



No, but I'm imagining them falling down on you.



Oh no, what a nightmare.



Yes, give my pokemon the power to make rocks fall on people I don't like, starting with you.



Would make the best use of it, giving her some type coverage.
ZzZzZ



Second floor. Second catch. Kilovar is a unit equal to 1000 volt-amperes reactive.



That wasn't so har-
*Smack*
Ow, okay okay! I get it!



Lavender town. We finally made it here.



This must be the Pokemon Tower that the Nurse Joy told us about. Let's go in and see if we can give Kolam a proper reasting place.



D:



Well, that sure is a downer.



This town doesn't have a gym, so we will come back later.



OHArceusWHYDOESTHISKEEPHAPPENING
Calm dovn, I'm alright.



Now that that is over with. MAGIC TELEPORTATION POWERS GO!!!



*Poof*



Oh look, grass!



It's a lot bigger then it looks like it should be.



Oscan is a term used to describe both an extinct language of southern Italy and the language group to which it belonged.

TO BE CONTINUED

[Tsuchi]

PART 12: SHOPPING!

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This place is just itching to be burnt down by a pyromaniac Pikachu.



You sir are a ruffian, and a scoundrel.



I doubt this'll ever get used.



Much like this!



Because the bright and flashing lights are suppose to help make kids not want to go in. :V



I may be 10 years old, but I'm still going in dammit!



SPEND ALL THE MONE-



FFFFFFF- Required Key Items! My one weakness!



As you can see, all that training got me a lot of money.



Plot point!



More plot points!



I agree, that's what the Game Corner is for!



I getting a strange Legend of Zelda vibe from her...



OH NO! TEA! MY ONE WEAKNESS! Wait...



Yeah, because on a hot summer afternoon nothing beats a dry throat like some scorching hot tea OHArceusTHISSH*TISLIKELAVA.



Back entrance? What secrets do you hide...?



That was a gratuitous amount of stairs.



DAMMIT HE KNOWS!!!



Someone sounds a little full of themselves.



Oh Arceus he's going to break the fourth wall!



Bitch, I'm on an emulator! I ain't got no friends!



You sir, are so full of yourself, that I am going to rob you.



Illicium is a genus of flowering plants containing 42 species of evergreen shrubs and small trees, in family Schisandraceae. The species are native to the tropical and subtropical regions of eastern and southeastern Asia, southeastern North America, and the West Indies.



*Insert Weird Al Department Store lyrics here*



10 less power, but 15 more accuracy. Worth it.



It's a good thing I took all those child grabbing lessons.



And with that, she is free to go. The brother over there just sat back and watched as his little sister got mugged by some stranger. I have a feeling he doesn't care, and also thinks that she deserved it.



Wow. A Rocket Grunt that actually threatened me with physical violence instead of a Pokemon battle.



haha.



Sweet loot.



It's like he's trying to use reverse psychology on me! He must be an undercover agent making sure that I don't blow his cover. That or he is the stupidest grunt of them all.



Well, whichever it was, I'm scoping this sh*t out!

TO BE CONTINUED.

[Tsuchi]

PART 13: EVIL LAIR!

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SPOILER: Click to show

When we last left off, my curiosity led me to this random douche bag!



Game. Set. Match.



Actually, you are quite older than me. If you just kept standing where you are there would really be nothing I could do abou-



Or you could run away like a weenie and let me continue to thwart your plans. That works too.



Listen!



I think the "!?" was really unneeded. It was quite obvious.



I saw that grunt phase through the floor, is he a wizard?



They have computers down here? Sweet! I can surf for porn and they'll blame it on whoever does work on this computer! THE PERFECT CRIME!



Wait! I think he's answering his own question!



It wasn't that hard. You know, it would have made more sense to make like a tunnel or something leading to the base from, like, outside the town or something. That way someone couldn't just waltz over to the obvious switch under the poster guarded by a low ranking grunt. Just sayin'.



Like I need this.



This town is just full of convenient plot points!



OHArceusTHESPINNINGMAKEITSPOT



:V



WE'RE TORMENTING YOU~! Wait, wrong move...



Finally made it out of that spinning death trap. Didn't help that they had You Spin Me Right Round playing whenever someone steps on one of those.



I'm here to kick ass and eat skittles! And I'm all out of ass.



Took five grunts for someone to yell out that there was an intruder.



FFFFF-



That guy yelled pretty loud, it's not that hard to miss.



Or else what?
...
Yeah I didn't think so.



These are worthless to me right now!
Looks like I don't have,

A single dark type.
YEEEEEEAAAAAA-



Yoink! I'll never use it, but I can sell it!



You're saying it like you didn't already know. He probably has the key.



Called it.



No, don't try to stop me. See, this is what I am talking about; All you grunts are at least 8 years older than me! You could over power me with sheer strength and I wouldn't be able to do a thing about it. If I were leader that would change.



FFFFFFFF- *splode*



You don't sound like a complete pedophile.



This must be the boss' room. First time I've seen two grunts within four panels of each other.



You got beaten by a child, and they promoted you to Boss room security? This boss of your's must be a complete idiot.



Evil? HA! That's funny.



David Spade. We meet again.



Wasn't that hard. Your grunts seem to be convinced that if they lose a Pokemon battle but still try to stop someone, that person will sick their Pokemon on the defenseless grunt.



So do I. Big whoop, wanna fight about it?



What a koink-i-dink! They are to mine too!



No, you are David Spade.



Whatever you say, David Spade.

TO BE CONTINUED.

[Tsuchi]

PART 14: OH NO~ NOT OXYGEN~

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Alright buddy, I want to have some serious word with you about the way you're doing this whole Criminal Organization thing.



First of all, I think you need to get some proper training for these 'grunts' of yours. I swear, it's like fighting 2 year olds.



Second, You should inform your subordinates that they can use physical strength against weaker opponents. I got into this base easily because I beat one of your goonies in a battle, and he ran away crying when he should have been protecting the entrance to the secret base.



Third, if you are going to try to prevent someone from getting this far by making the elevator inaccessible, don't give the key to a clumsy buffoon with butterfingers.



Fourth, You should really up the standard for recruits. There was this one guy that blabbed to me about how to get into the 'secret base'. That should be something that falls under the category of DO NOT TELL NON ROCKET MEMBERS. Even if they are telling them not to do it, that's just asking for a 10 year old kid to blow all your plans.



Fifth, all criminal organizations need money, right? That's why you have this game corner, right? Why would you station one single grunt at a bridge to distribute GOLD to anyone that can beat five low level trainers? That seems counter productive. That sh*t sells for 5k!



And lastly, if are must INSIST on doing the previous, make sure the grunt understands when someone actually wants to join. I wanted to join, he didn't understand and attacked me. I kicked his ass and now here I am. Thwarting your plans. Could this have been avoided? YES IT COULD!



I hope all that didn't just go in one ear and out the other.



No no, I understand it. You're just doing it wrong.



It's like he's trying to say that he wasn't putting his all into that.



Unfortunately we probably will. I hope the next time we meet you will take my advise and actually be more of a challenge.



The spoils of victory.



After a quick heal up, it's time for the gym. The reason I came here. Also this guy is a creepy f*ck.



Trainer montage GO!



Pretty please~? That's the best you'll get lady.



You might be a little less bored if you had some men around to give you a good shag every once in a while. As much as you might want, it'll take a few thousand years for you women to evolve the ability to reproduce with eachother.



Look look! They're all dead! I mean fainted, whatever.



No, that was some poor soul's creepy grandpa.



Nice? It took five of you to get a proper welcome!



Those four outside the box must be sour that they don't get to be this close to the gym leader. These girls seem a lot nicer.



OH SH*T IFORGOTITWASPARTPSYCHIC



That's good, don't mind my flying type decimating the gym.



Post gym team. Rillette will be the all star in this gym.
I'll try my best!



Oh Arceus she's stoned. Nope. Leaving.

Okay, I'm back.



Yeah, sure. Let's go with that. Whatever helps you sleep at night.



I gathered from the sign.



So you're a druggy.



Grass it one of my favorite types.



She must still be shaking off the drugs.



If I had a nickel for every time I've heard that.



Didn't think it would survive. Went down next turn anyway.



I sorta spaced out, watching something, missed that screenshot.



Didn't expect a Blissey in a grass type gym. A quick swap and it goes down fast.



This might arguably be the biggest threat on her team.



The biggest threat, but that's not saying much.



That thing looks weird.



While this thing looks absolutely adorable.



You bet your drugged up ass you do.



This is going straight into my pants.

TO BE CONTINUED.

[Tsuchi]

PART 15: A GHOST OF A CHANCE! (1/2)

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Probably the best Grass type move Breloom learns in 3rd gen.



:L



I didn't say you could, but alright.



Glub glub.



Only in the Pokemon world can one cup of tea quench the thirst of 4 people.



Yay we made it, now to completely skip this town for now and not notice anything that is going on!



Glad that's over with.



Let's check in on the Pokemon Tower to see if they'll let me in finally.



Doesn't look like anyone is here to block my path.



oh Arceus DAMMIT



I am sixty-seven different flavors of cross with you right now.



Oh you are just the worst kind of criminal.



Put your hand down, this ain't no classroom.



D-d-d-d-double Kill! Kill!



Awww D: It actually looked rather adorable.



She'd never be able to out-serve me, right Master~?
Right...



Looks like you were doomed from the start! :V



Bitch please, I lost my practice run to you in this fight! Don't give me that crap!



Good for you, your everlasting quest to gaining acceptance from your asshole of a grandfather just got a little less pathetic.
(Arceus I really need to stop writing these posts when I'm sour)



That's not something a complete douche bag would say.



Don't even give me that retarded "Smell ya later!" line.



Bitch better walk away.



Having trouble identifying those pesky ghosts that haunt you in the night? Not anymore! With this Plot Accelerator- I mean Silph Scope, you can see those ghosts and give them a stern talking to! Get yours today for 99 payments of $10!



Ominous mist? This isn't going to end well.
Hey you, can you help me-



holysockpuppetinasausagefactory



The power of christ compels you!



That's my line!



What now? Zombies?



This seems like it would have some use. But I bet not.



I debated for a little bit on my rule of different floors count for different catches, consulted my trusted adviser, and deemed it alright to use it here.



But that doesn't matter if stuff like this keeps happening.



huehuehuehuehue



Dammit.



Bitch! I ain't no ghost!



FFFFFF-



What is this, some kind of ghost cult?



Cool story bro.



It's like saying, "Congratulations on completing the first half of the dungeon!" And then they give you an item that makes the next half so much easier.



This is just getting redundant.



Dibs.



Blah blah blah :V



Woot.



Audible gasp!

TO BE CONTINUED.